10 things men don't understand about women....apparently.

Msn is my home page and this little article popped up. Curiosity got the best of me and i ended up frowning at my computer screen heres why...

10 things...

- Why we have to own so many pairs of shoes

 just a bit sexist but there you go.

- Why we want to be independent (but still want doors held open for us)

 just being a bloody hypocrite.

- Why we have to make the bed

Apparently women have an urge to make the bed where as men like to leave it as they left it. Personally ive found it to be the other way round in past relationships.

-Why we take so long getting ready

i take ten minutes.

- Why we have to browse

I hate shopping that is dragged on throughout the day. Go in a shop knowing what you want, quick look around, dont like it then leave.

- Why kisses on text messages are important

"Men take note: women do actually count how many kisses you put on the end of your text messages, and yes, it does mean something to us, like exactly how much you like us."

What a load of Rubbish. The number of kisses in a text show how much you like them? Pathetic. I may seem a bit heartless but i would rather take note on what they said in the text to determine wiether they liked me or not rather than the amount of kisses.

- Why chocolate makes things feel better instantly

Im not a chocolate girl. I find it a little sickly.

- Why we don't laugh at fart jokes

"Fart jokes simply aren't funny unless you're a bloke."

I must be a bloke then

- Why one black skirt/handbag/pair of heels is never enough.

Do i need to explain?

- Why our hormones take over once a month

I dont see how this relates in the slightest. I dont see how they wouldn't understand as they would then know that you are on your period.

I may be reading it all wrong but it makes me angry the whole; men dont understand us because we like shopping, chocolate and making the bed in the morning.

 

ZZ Top

Seeing these Wednesday.

lime in the coconut

went to the saatchi gallery the other day and wasn't as impressed with the artwork as i was with the food market outside! I drank from one of these babies while trying to find my way back.

Well worth £3.

some people go but i will stay as i'm not what i do
bitter sweet taste left when ill walk away
walking towards a better you.
help me ive gone to deep
im suffocating in depths of reality.
am i half full or half empty?

but i am losing grip

your kiss is one you can keep
ive learnt now to think twice
who said your killing her softly
when your the one with the thorns in your side.

a mocking bird over heard

and told me back all the lies
he gave me comfort knowing the truth
as he stole your soul from your eyes.

...

Id rather wake up beside you and breathe that old familiar smell. 

I never thought you would leave me, i figured i was the one.

But i understand your sadness and i guess i should just hold my tongue.

I loved this

when im sad ill read this

YOU 

ARE

AMAZING.

Found it!

 

Harry Nilsson

I adore him.

Smile

'Smile and if you see someone with out a smile, give them yours'

saw a quote like this earlier and it really cheered me up. Its easy to be miserable and upset but to put a smile on top of that and laugh at the situation is completely different as well as a brilliant goal.

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade and my lemonade will be amazing.

Sexy hat

im getting this hat tomorrow.

i know its only october but...

Christmas is fucking awesome

New start. New ideas.

Just felt like posting cover of MGMT kids by Allison.W which i really enjoyed.

Been practising playing guitar, mandolin and my newly painted ukulele (which ill post a picture at a later date.)

I really want an acoustic night (aka pillows for sitting and watching, a stool and a mic, basically an open mic in the livingroom) someone to play music with to do a duet or a group of people. Everyones in a band but not the kind of band i want to be in. I want something raw, acoustic and heartfelt. Jam Jam Jam.

Jeremy McKinnon